Famous quotes

[Tea&Medals]

Quantity has a quality all by its self -uncle joe stalin
Enemy boat spotted-various people on here.
All below are from prince phillip,the queens husband
1. China State Visit, 1986

If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

2. To a blind women with a guide dog.

“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”

3. To an Aborigine in Australia

“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
4.To a driving instructor in Scotland

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”

Get posting people,yes all the above prince phillip ones are true but there are plenty more out there.

To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea

“You managed not to get eaten, then?”

Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Said in 1994 to an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands)

Hes a national treasure!!!!!!!

[tinybobdfa]

I got a funny one.
And I am sure we have all at some point said this to our selfs whilst flying in BF2

"Tree what tre..........."

Can you guess who said that........

Think of a famous crash and killing of its driver.....:eek:

[Ghotimeal]

James Dean

[schildmann]

Any C&C players here?

You will love it. See attachments.

[tinybobdfa]

No Marc Bolan lol!!!! although as they said at the time the "bottle of wine he drank before driving off probably did not help!!!"

[tinybobdfa]

I love yuri's but 64bit PC's do not :mad:

[[Team] Guano693]

"success demands singleness of purpose"...Vince Lombardi

[oreososa]

oh did guano go serious on that quote LOL

[Loki951]

Oreo you know we should douse this thread with Chuck Norris sayings.. hahaha.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Take it away Oreo... Hahaha.

[oreososa]

Good ol' chuck.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run and around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Contrary to popular belief chuck norris can have his cake and eat it to.
The boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
LOL

[tinybobdfa]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
there you go one from me. :D

[[Team] BilltheBrute]

lol Gotta love chuck.

[**72C*Ben*R77**]

chuck norris doesn't sleep...he waits
if at first you don't succeed...your not chuck norris
chuck norris never wet the bed as a child...the bed did
there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live

[dreddf188]

Hell Ive said that a bunch!! And sub tre with hil.....buildi.....and my favorite, the other F-1.....or Su....







I got a funny one.
And I am sure we have all at some point said this to our selfs whilst flying in BF2

"Tree what tre..........."

Can you guess who said that........

Think of a famous crash and killing of its driver.....:eek:

[[Team] Guano693]

"maybe christmas," he thought, "doesn"t come from a store. maybe christmas....perhaps...means a little bit more. -dr.suess .......HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[Deathgrinder]

Here are some good military quotes:

"671 grains of diplomacy"

"man or woman, young or old, my sights are steady, and my trigger cold. walk or run, laugh or cry your in my A.O., now you die!"

"invisible soles leave .308 holes"

"the quickest way to change a persons mind on a subject is a 138gr boattail"

"If you don't have time to do it right, will you have time to do it again?"

"2 lines you should never cross....horizontal and vertical"

"time spent in recon is seldom wasted"

"the only thing I feel when I kill is the recoil from my rifle"

"one man can change the world with a bullet in the right place"

"bolt actions speak louder than words"

"one mans fate comes from another mans wait"

"sniping is poetry in slow motion, up until you pull the trigger"

"a sniper is the worst romancer, they never make the first move"

"God is not on the side of battalions, but on the side that shoots best"

"my mission is before me, the enemy is around me, my mission is death, my mission is met"

"my only trace is a body where a man once stood"

[Tea&Medals]

The graveyards are full of indespensible men-Charles de Gaulle

Oh and see on my earlier post about men all being large children

The man of true greatness never loses his child's heart-Mencius circa300 B.C.

I dont know the key to success,but the key to failure is to try to please everyone-Bill Cosby

I have been driven to my knees many times because there was no place else to go-Abraham Lincoln

[Teeeman2]

watch out for that TREE!!!

:D

[tinybobdfa]

1. You know the world is going crazy when.....................
The best rapper is a white guy,
The best golfer is a black guy,
The tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
The Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

2. Behind every bitch is the man who made her that way.

3. Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

My thoughts a few months ago.......:D:D

4. The bravest thing that men do is love women
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
"Mort Sahl"

5. I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
"Sarah Silverman"